Murphy's Laws

• Nothing is as easy as it looks.
• Everything takes longer than you think.
• Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
• If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
• Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
• Whenever you set out to do something, something else must be done first.
• If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

Murphy's Technology Laws

• Nothing ever gets built on schedule or within budget.
• We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
• Logic is a systematic method of coming to the wrong conclusion with confidence.
• A computer makes as many mistakes in two seconds as 20 men working 20 years make.
• To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.
• An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less until he knows absolutely everything about nothing.
• Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.
• Work smarder and not harder and be careful of yor speling.
• All's well that ends.